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Post by jimbo1234 on Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:04 pm

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
He is carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza
and some Wagon wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"
He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says....


"Because youre a minger"

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"o fluffy sheep, o fluffy sheep,
r wonderful, r wonderful,
o fluffy sheep r wonderful,
welsh white and fluffy,
o fluffy sheep r wonderfull"
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